Salty's Statsheet

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👑 Personality Traits 👑

♈ Aries ♈ I honestly don't give any weight to horoscopes or modern astrology, but I love to hear the crazy assumptions that my fellow queers throw at me when I tell them my sign. Send your best ones to my email inbox at the bottom of this page. 😏 Also it's totally okay to give a shit about horoscopes and astrology, I am just unfortunately a woman of science.
ðŸ˜ļ Cat Mom ðŸ˜ļ I am a proud mother of 3 idiot cats. I hope to dedicate a page to them on the site someday. They are the light of me and my wife's lives and bring us so much joy! They are wonderful companions and have such deep empathy.
ðŸĪ™ Hedonism ðŸĪ™ I'm here for a good time, and then maybe also a long time, but mostly a good time. However, I do try to avoid that happening at others' expense.
💅 Lesbianism 💅 I have loved women since I can remember having an internal monologues. My lesbian awakening was seeing Natalie Portman in her snazzy little ripped outfit in Attack of the Clones. You know what scene I'm talking about fellow WLWs...
ðŸŽŊ Trivia Wizardry ðŸŽŊ If you can't tell by the sheer amount of text and self-serving humor lying all around the Lair... I am a force to be reckoned with at trivia nights. I have the special flavor of autism that prevents me from forgetting most useless facts I come across, which is both a blessing and a curse. I can't remember when my next doctor's appointment is or what deadline a boss has given me, but you bet your ass I remember what year Hackers released (1995, obviously). Anyways, I've never met a video essay I didn't like!

☭ Ideologies ☭

I'm not telling you to agree with any of this, but even if you're staunchly opposite me, it's always good to familiarize yourself with the ideologies of your fellow man. I read literature and articles from various viewpoints and moral backgrounds, and I encourage you to do the same; it keeps you in touch with other communities outside your social/intellectual bubble.

ðŸĶŽ Indigenous/Post-Colonial Anarchism ðŸĶŽ Post-colonial anarchism is a direct response to "mainstream" (read: Eurocentric) anarchism's unfortunate tendency to gravitate towards nationalist ideals and organizational methods. I do not agree with many anarchist movements and corresponding literature simply due to the lens in which they were developed. Many anarchists forget that indigenous people exist, and they do not even remotely understand our wants and needs. I would invite you to read more here.
⚒ïļ Anarcho-Syndicalism ⚒ïļ Anarcho-syndicalism is a school of thought within anarchism that believes the only way to truly begin to rid the world of capitalism (without mass environmental destruction and/or human extinction) is via labor unions and collective bargaining. Obviously, this is just the first step in dismantlement. I'll leave it up to your imagination to think of what could come next in the process. See a brief explanation here.
ðŸŠķ American Indian Movement ðŸŠķ As a native person I am very passionate about indigenous rights, reclamation, and restoration within the United States and beyond. Natives are constantly under attack by their local governments, the federal government, and their respective court systems. The US Government has never stopped oppressing us and stealing from us. Treaties are STILL broken, land is STILL stolen, and children are STILL taken from their families and adopted out to non-tribal families. The American Indian Movement (AIM) hopes to bring widespread attention to the struggles and suppression we face. See a brief explanation of the movement here.