A Shrine to My Wife

💘 About the Shrine 💘

Lizzie Mcguire is here because that's the cartoon character that my wife thinks most resembles her looks + personality.

This shrine will be perpetually under construction until I am greeted by a timely end. Each little section in the shrine is dedicated to something about my wife or something she likes. She (sometimes) helps pick out the images that inhabit it.

Please pair viewing shrine with the audio included in the player below if you are able. It is a MIDI version of ABBA's, "Lay All Your Love On Me." Nobody understands real love more than ABBA did, honestly. Nevermind the double-divorce.

Shoutout Cifkao for the MIDI player code!

Astrology

My wife is a Taurus and I am an Aries. We are two weeks apart in age. I'm not much for horoscope stuff, but I like how the aesthetics and associations commonly found between our astrological signs complement one another. I think the little pixels in the heading are good representations of us.

Garfield

My wife loves Garfield. I hope to eventually document all the goofy old Garfield merchandise she often receives as gifts. I like to buy her vintage Garfield stuff from antique stores.

For now, here are the pictures she picked out of my "Garf Gifs" folder as her favorites:

🐸 Frogs 🐸

My wife loves frogs. She's a big frog fan. Don't know what else to say about that. I think it's cute.

Here are her favorites selected from my /FROG bin:

😽 Cats 😽

My wife and I have three cats that we love and care for! My wife absolutely LOVES cats more than anything in the world, especially our three little idiots. We have adopted all our cats or taken them in as strays. Our cats are so special and empathetic; I don't know what we'd do without them.

We have a three cats! A black Bombay cat who loves to raise hell despite her tiny stature, a janky (fat and adorable) mutt of a Nebulung whose favorite pasttime is watching Hell's Kitchen, and a beautiful Mainecoon with a big heart who wants nothing but food and to be pet.

I asked my wife if she had anything to say for this section and she said, "Adopt a black cat. They never get adopted." Which is true and very sad. They are one of the most fascinating and intelligent type of cats!

This is some other stuff my wife likes and also just some .gifs that she picked out (or I did) to represent her. Be jealous! She's so cool!

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🧺 Picnic 🧺

This is a virtual picnic for my wife and I.
She loves the garlic onion ramen from the local Asian grocer.
I also love it, but I think it's f*cking nasty that she puts lime juice in her ramen.