😈 Salty's Tech Zone 😈


This is the landing page for all the technomancer-related things on my website. I am constantly collecting old electronics, hoarding computers, and trying out software. I figure the best place to yammer about all of my cool tech stuff, aside from when I can trick my wife into listening to me talk about it, is on my website! This page will eventually hold all the things you see detailed below; most links are not functional yet.

A 3D render of a metal arm holding four futuristic, boxy screens with green flashing TV static on them.

💽 Vintage Software Archive 💽

I have always loved collecting physical media, especially the almighty CD-ROM. It's nice to actually own software and music in an era plagued with streaming services and digital licenses. I especially like to swipe up mystery CDs from thrift stores that contain shareware, clip art graphics collections, or retro PC games. This link will take you to my Internet Archive profile where you may download anything from my collection!

A black and green pixel image of PlayStation 1 disks stacked atop one another surrounded by a futuristic tech border.

An animated banner ad depicting various Sony Ericcson Walkman phones from the mid 2000s.

💾 "Old Tech" Collection 💾

I have a ton of "old" tech that I've been accumulating over the years. My collection includes digital cameras, camcorders, computers, TVs, and other oddball electronics that I scavenge. Eventually, this will be a complete archive of the collection featuring pictures of and write-ups about each item, as well as any cool projects I've done with them.


🖥️ Salty's PC Setup 🖥️

In case you missed it, I'm a big fan of computers. Naturally, I have been slowly perfecting my PC setup for many years with a suite of custom scripts, software, and other software debauchery. Learn about all that stuff and maybe also someday play with the stickers and magnets on a virtual copy of my computer case! :)

An image of a CRT computer monitor with a black screen and animated green text that says 'Hello World.'

An stylized, animated image of a black and white Supra's paint morphing into a fully-colored, glittery blue.

🌅 Vintage Desktop Wallpapers 🌅

As a kid, I loved harvesting extra content like icon sets and desktop wallpapers that you could get from inserting PC games, CDs, and DVD-ROMs into a computer. Luckily, I've always been pretty responsible with my digital data, so most of that stuff has been carried over to every new computer I've had since I was 8 or 9. I will upload these to the site someday soon.



👤 Online Avatar Gallery 👤

I would love to collect all my goofy avatars from my experiences in online gaming over the last 20 years. You know: Neopets, Runescape, AdventureQuest, that sort of thing. Many of the sites I used are long dead, but you never know what I may find on an old flash drive someday!

An  image of a goth girl with black hair wearing a green tanktop and purple pants sitting atop glittery, animated purple text that says, 'Hello to my friend.'