Salty's Lair

This illustration depicts a vintage-looking, beige computer with a glowing, dark green screen. A menacing woman's face is drawn on the screen. The casing is covered in small splatters of blood, warning stickers, status lights, and a Post-It note which reads, 'Please don't use!' The Post-It note and the circular, wooden table the computer sits atop are covered in sludgy, bright red blood. There is a silver flash drive with a glowing red skull on it sitting in front of the computer in the pool of blood. The drawing is done in a scrawly, pixel art style.

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Viewer Beware

An ESRB-style rating that says, 'This website is rated M for mature.'

Salty's Lair is a relatively safe-for-work (SFW) place, but I am an adult, so there is foul language throughout my site. You younger folks are welcome to visit, but don't say I didn't warn ya. Additionally, my website does use CSS animations, some of which flash briefly when a page is loaded. If you're cool with all that, come on in!